It is made to disappoint.
Interpret it as you will.
Willfully misinterpret it.
Tear it up, print it out and burn it.
Tell me what to do.
I am a medium.
I am medium.
Medium height, medium smart, medium rare, medium class.
Think about this, then blog about it:
Do as you are told. No comic sans. No bourgeois bacon. No hipster rouge. No techie Captain Crunch.
Ready set go.